CAMEO is a site where people can order videos from celebrities, at prices set by those celebrities.

THIS is a game about guessing those prices.

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place all your hires here
Your Budget
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Birthday Wishes
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You Spent
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To: You
From: Pasha Hollywood

Hey, it’s me! Influential movie tycoon Pasha Hollywood.

You seem to be pretty good at this stupid game, so I got a favor to ask you…
One of my lawyers told me that it's his birthday next week, and of course, I was like “Okay, why would I give a shit?” but then I realized he was probably telling me that for a reason. So, okay fine. Let's get some people to say happy birthday?

What kind of people? I think that's pretty obvious: The people who fuck on camera for money.

Here’s {{dollars(round.budget)}}. I’ll give you points for every porn actor you hire, but if you break the budget, there's no money for blow. No blow, no points. That’s the rules. I make the rules.

xo,
Pasha

To: You
From: Pasha Hollywood's Dog

WOOF! WOOF WOOF WOOF! WOOF!

Arf arf arf! Arf arf (whine) (sustained whining noise) arf arf woof.

[the act of jumping up and running around in circles for no discernable reason.]

Bark Bark!  {{dollars(round.budget)}} bark 100 points woof woof woof. Woof!? (panting).

[the act of pressing nose into your thigh forcefully enough that you'll just end up petting]

xo,
Pasha's Dog

To: You
From: Pasha Hollywood

Hey, it’s me! Influential movie tycoon Pasha Hollywood.

My daughter has been going on and on lately about my role as a “father figure”, whatever it is that means. Something about being stable and emotionally available? I'm not exactly sure, I tend not to listen.

Anyway, she said she needs a father figure in her life before storming out of the house, so I need you to find some. As many as you can. Here's {{dollars(round.budget)}}. I think it's her birthday.

To: You
From: Pasha Hollywood

Hey, it’s me! Influential movie tycoon Pasha Hollywood.

It's my daughter's birthday next week, and I remember she has strong opinions about Star Trek. She either really likes it or really hates it.

Oh wait! I remember now. She likes one of the Star Trek shows, but not the other ones. Like uhhhhh...... I think there's one with wrinkly aliens, and there's a bunch of prosthetic makeup. That's the one she likes, or hates. Whatever.

Anyway, here’s {{dollars(round.budget)}}. Get me some Star Trek people.

To: You
From: Pasha Hollywood

Hey, it’s me! Influential movie tycoon Pasha Hollywood.

You seem to be pretty good at this stupid game, so I got a favor to ask you…
My daughter is turning 17, and I want to get celebrities to wish her a happy birthday. Which celebrities? I couldn't care less, just make it as many celebrities as you can. I have no idea what she likes, other than spending my money.

Here’s {{dollars(round.budget)}}. I’ll give you points for every celebrity you hire, but if you break the budget, no points. That’s the rules. I make the rules.

Oh wait, maybe she’s turning 18? Anyway, don’t exceed the budget.

xo,
Pasha

{{my.score.toLocaleString('en-US')}} Points
No Points
Sort the above by their relative Cameo value.
Wish Pasha's daughter a happy birthday.
Calculating your costs...
Final Round
Round {{round.number}}

Game Over

Happy Birthday to one of Pasha's lawyers!

qoSlIj DatIvjaj, Pasha's Daughter

Qapla'!

Happy Birthday, Pasha's Dog!

Happy Birthday, Pasha's Daughter

Oops, you forgot to ask Pasha what his daughter's name is. Oh well!

Happy Birthday!
Total Cost: {{dollars(round.spent)}}
Your Score
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Correctly Sorted
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Valuation Skill
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(Average Miss By {{dollars(computedValuationSkill.number)}})
Final Round Points
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Final Round
BUSTED!
Money Left Over
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Over Budget By
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This game is by Lemon.

Lemon

Have a suggestion? Found a bug? Submit an issue on GitHub.

GitHub Repo.Play Again.
Prices were accurate at the time when they were collected from the Cameo website. They may have changed since then.