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I promise I'll try to make it quick.

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This game was designed to be played on a larger display, preferrably with a keyboard. If you can switch to a desktop or laptop computer, you should do that.

If you don't access to a computer right now, maybe play some other game for the time being, like Comparatively Famous or Sisyphus Clicker

When you're at a computer again, come back to this at kinda.fun/invalid